What is a Runout Groove Inscription?

On a vinyl record (remember them?), there's a narrow area, also known as the dead wax, between the music and the label that's usually left blank except for some manufacturing-related code inscriptions. The Eagles (both together and separately) often used this area to display humorous messages or dedications.

Inscriptions

Eagles Albums

• One of These Nights
  • Don't Worry---
  • ---Nothing Will Be O.K.!
• Their Greatest Hits
  • "Happy New Year Glen
  • ---with Love from Bill"
• Hotel California
  • "Is it 6 o'clock yet?"
  • "V.O.L. is five piece live"
• The Long Run
  • "Never let your monster lay down."
  • "From the Polack who sailed North."
• Eagles Live
  • Is It Illegal to Yell "Movie" in a Firehouse?
  • "Hello Federal?...Ship It!!"
  • "Not Tonight, Thanks....
  • ....I've Gotta Rest Up for my Monster."
• Greatest Hits Vol. Two
  • Lenny and Leon Say
  • ... "Everything Put Together Falls Apart"

Solo Albums

• Airborne (Felder)
  • All One's Life is Music
  • If One Touches the Right Notes and In Time
• No Fun Aloud (Frey)
  • J.R., Thanks for the Ball.
  • To Nellie and Millie With Love
• The Allnighter (Frey)
  • Go Tigers, Go Dolphins!
  • ..Time wounds all heels..
• Barnstorm (Walsh)
  • "If they only knew how hard we work"-J.W. '72.
• The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get (Walsh)
  • "Y- Because we like you"
• So What (Walsh)
  • That's no Banany, That's my Noze
• But Seriously Folks (Walsh)
  • Luncheon Counter of the Deli Kind
  • "... Call It in the Air."
• Best Of (Walsh)
  • Q - What can you do for a dog with no legs?
  • A - Take him for a drag
• There Goes the Neighborhood (Walsh)
  • After 15 Years, I Still Can't Spell Szymczyk
  • Is It One "L", Or Two?
• You Bought It, You Name It (Walsh)
  • Welcome Lucy... 12-3-82 10'12 AM
  • "Are We Done Yet? ...Again?"